Where were you when the Jennifer Lawrence nudes leaked?

"Where were you when the Jennifer Lawrence nudes leaked, Granddad?" That's what your doting grandchildren will ask you, years from now, as they gaze admiringly up at you from the carpet. You'll ruffle their hair, take your tobacco pipe out of your venerable, smiling mouth, and turn your twinkling eyes to gaze wistfully at the fireplace, and you'll tell them.
As fate would have it, I myself was browsing a certain anonymous image board, when I glimpsed the fabled thread in which the infamous OP first boasted of his hallowed treasure hoard. He was asking for bitcoins, so I was dubious and dismissed the thread out of hand. But shortly after, I saw another thread, and another, all of which were now sharing pictures and even pastebin links. Could it be? I thought. Can miracles truly happen?

Before I tested one of the links, I took a deep breath, opened a new tab with peerless precision, went straight to Youtube and searched for "Touch - the Sweetest Victory". 

My heart was racing as the first few bars of the song aptly set the tone for suspense. But it was the chorus I wanted. I dared to believe that it would herald the sight of JLaw's boobs. Could the link prove veritable? There was only one way to find out. I clicked, and just as I found myself in a glorious Aladdin's cave of famous pussy, sure enough, the majestic chorus of "SWEETEST VICTORYYYYY; I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE IT'SEEEELF, OH SWEET VICTORYYYY..." permeated the room, marking it as one of the happiest moments of my young life; or at least, it made the cut for one of my top 20 happiest moments.

Now, I know that these are clearly images that she did not want the world to see. Apparently, some lucky bastard had Jennifer Laurence sending him some of the sexiest nudes known to human kind, and she or he was daft enough to store them on iCloud. That doesn't make it OK for them to be seen. It is, in truth, a total violation of her privacy.

However, the nature of celebrity is that hot girls get carted around in front of us lowly peasants all day, every day. Every picture is "Ooooh, don't you want to FUCK me? I know you do, but you caaaaan't!".

Well, this time, the lowly peasants got what they wanted. We peeked behind the curtain that these people live their lives behind. We've seen some glorious tits, and what's more, we've seen her posing like a proper little whore, which is all we ever wanted. It's not going to change her career- in fact, it might even improve it. So, really... if you can bend your reasoning skills as much as I can in the name of famous tits, you'll see that everyone's a winner.